Haltmann Works Co. Internal Database Portal/NOAKA
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NOAKA is a secret path from Haltmann Works Co. Internal Database Portal that can only be accessed if the player types in the file directory x:\NOAKA. It contains a series of files that are unrelated to the main ARG.
Origin
- See Noaka.
Content
The folder directory initially contained 24 files, most of which reference SiIvaGunner and/or the ARG. On January 17, 2025, the directory was updated to add a new folder and 2 loose files which were part of a mini-ARG within the directory. While the mini-ARG was being solved, the directory was updated several times to give hints to the solvers, which included removing every file that wasn't relevant to solving the ARG, and to make hidden files that were discovered during the ARG public.
| File | Content | Explanation |
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x:\NOAKA\I-cannot-take-this-anymore
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| FLAPPY_NOAKA.exe |  |
An executable file that was originally called "SUMMON.exe". This executable contains the game FLAPPY NOAKA, a clone of Flappy Bird starring Noaka. Achieving a score of 77 within the game will cause the executable to play "-solution-.mp4". |
| -solution-.mp4 |  |
A MP4 file containing a production card for NOAKA that reads "Distributed by / NOAKA / Haltmann Works Company". The production card and jingle reference the closing logo for T.A.T. Communications. This file could only originally be accessed by achieving a score of 77 in FLAPPY NOAKA before it was added to this folder as a standalone. |
x\NOAKA\The Prize
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| LockN'Key.exe |
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A program where the user can input a 5-digit code on a numeric keyboard. In order to open the safe, the right PIN number needs to be entered by at least five users and the right code needs to be the most voted one. If the aforementioned conditions are met, the safe opens and reveals the file "What A Stands For [FILE-INT-NOAKA] - Haltmann's Archives [dSIVxkCODRo].mp4", while any incorrect outcome will result in the votes and timer resetting.
Between the end of The Susie ARG and April 21, 2025, the executable was altered so that the safe would automatically open after the user clicks on the executable. |
| What A Stands For [FILE-INT-NOAKA] - Haltmann's Archives [dSIVxkCODRo].mp4 |  |
A hidden file that can only be accessed by inputting the correct code into "LockN'Key.exe". This is an entry in the Haltmann's Archives series exclusive to the HWC Internal Database Portal and the reward for this "branch" of The Susie ARG. |
| manual.txt | You find a safe on the table and a manual next to it. |
A text file which explains how "LockN'Key.exe" functions. Additionally, the link to "noaka.com" at the bottom leads to a Rick-Roll. |
x:\NOAKA\⇨ HHh AeL vP__
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| HEL O HI.jpg |  |
An image of a XOR logic gate created with redstone in Minecraft. This hints that a XOR cipher must be used to find the key for the safe. |
| ezgif.com.gif |  |
An edited version of the GIF used in the "yeah kill this guy with hammers… right here…" meme with the text in the caption changed to "Yeah, this is exclusive..." and the word yeah flashing onscreen. This hints that the words "Y.E.A.H." and "This is exclusive" from the "S.L.A.B. Freestyle" audio in Brainless Clicker are important to solving the NOAKA branch. |
| .txt | SO |RY FOR CONFUSION ,. I HAVE MOVED | This file references the fact the hints for the NOAKA branch were initially included in the Main directory's "HELP_" folder, which caused some players of the ARG to believe that those hints were intented for the GRAND branch. |
| 9.gif |  |
A GIF containing the "Just let it go bruh... it's over" meme. This GIF hinted that the "9" some people heard in Brainless Clicker's audio was incorrect, as the actual audio said "Y". |
| fres priC m.url | A file which leads to this YouTube video, which features a clip of the "numbers numbers numbers" scene from the YouTube Poop "The Fesh Pince of Blair". This hints that the two numbers found within the NOAKA branch must be used to find the key to the safe. | |
| final mnesg.txt | y0 u hav eEvery thinG ing yu NE\d , nw go frth CHILDER n of NOAKA nd WORK 2 GETHER! | A file that told the players of the ARG that they had everything they needed to solve the NOAKA branch. Around the same time this file was added to the folder, all of the files which weren't relevant to solving this branch of the ARG were temporarily removed. |
| Loose files | ||
| 7446737957614144801.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-7446737957614144801.mp4 | A British meme video of a man going off on the camera man, using various "brainrot" terms such as "Skibidi" and "Rizz." His sweatshirt has the word "ARG" on the back, but it is likely not related to any ARG. |
| 65302e192e5e45be9ff3f202e4aeb827.mp4 | A reupload of an edited TikTok video posted by Instagram user @UNZUCKABLE of IShowSpeed laughing at KSI after KSI took off his bandana. | |
| attachment.gif |  |
An ARG-related meme poking fun at the solvers' waiting for cipher-based steps to be solved. The gif also includes @PhillipBankss's Chill Guy OC in the third shot. |
| alternate_route.txt | 1 - am 2 - fr 3 - ds 4 - ed 5 - um 6 - al 7 - gy 8 - en 9 - pr 0 - eb |
A list of numbers with paths for a supposed "alternate route". All the numbers lists the following country language code.
Using the correct answer from the PAINT step involving what A stands for (inputting "x:\PAINT\624" into the database search bar), you can substitute 6, 2, and 4 to obtain the keyword "alfred." If you input "x:\PAINT\alfred" into the search bar, a single video appears in the directory named "distraction.mp4." This video is described in the next row of the table. |
| distraction.mp4 | File:Distraction.mp4.mp4 | A meme video of the kid from 9+10=21. After starting normally up through the cameraman asking "What's 9 plus 10?" the voice clip from Toy Story of Woody shouting "BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!" is played instead of the kid saying "21." The video then scrolls to the left to an orange spinning fish set to the "Funkytown"/"Meet the Flintstones" edit from 41:46 in "Main Theme - Vine". At 18 seconds, the video is framed with a meme caption "DISTRACTION ENDING" in reference to the "Good Ending/Bad Ending" meme. |
| COUNCIL.png |  |
The image depicts Gummibär, Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House, Desmond the Moon Bear, and Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's wearing black robes and seated around a table with the caption "THE COUNCIL WILL / DECIDE YOUR FATE". This references how "I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)", "The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha", "Desmond the Moon Bear", and Five Nights at Freddy's are all bear-related channel memes.
If the image is inverted or brightened, it reveals four links closer to each character, in which redirects into four YouTube videos representing those characters:
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| DO_NOT_CLICK.png |  |
Do not look at this image. |
| Ez1UeDIWEAQcias.jpg |  |
An image of the Fortnite Chapter 1 thumbnail with "Fortnite" edited to say "Helltaker." It is unknown if the suspicious filename is meant to lead anywhere. |
| christmas.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-christmas.mp4 | An unedited reupload of the TikTok video "Had to do one with both of them! Merry Christmas everyone! 😊🎄 #animation #fanart #toystory #disney #pixar" by dave.xp, a 3D animation of Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story dancing to a mashup of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Crank That". |
| funFact.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-funFact.mp4 | An edited clip of 58:00 from "Main Theme - Vine" where the fake IP address is replaced with a realistic one, tied to a location (40.7143 , -74.006), located in Staten Island, New York. On the last visible frame, "W29R5pM" is overlaid on the "BUTTON" text. "W29R5pM" is an ImgBB code for the gif of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat used in the "Se Piscar Já Era" music video. |
| Hello!.png |  |
An image of an orange-colored Joke-Explainer™ 7000 from "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024", with the text "I HEAR EVERY FILE YOU OPEN." |
| kclick.zip |  |
A ZIP file containing Brainless Clicker, a clicker game which involves the player clicking on Brainless Kitty. |
| noa-key.png |  |
An image of the Noaka Square with a sprite of a key from Super Mario Maker 2 colored white. |
| hol' up someones calling.avi | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-hol' up someones calling.mp4 | An image of a Nokia phone with the logo both on the phone and in the screen edited to say "NOAKA." The image was then ran through avatarify to get the image to do the same lip sync seen as Gegagedigedagedago. The audio is the standard Nokia ringtone edited to match Cotton-Eye Joe. |
| siivagunner_commenters2.gif |  |
Based on the "siivagunner commenters" meme from "7 Grand Dad Fusion Collab", this time with "Iraq veterans" replaced with "tBsH67kAJMb". |
| smirt.png |  |
A stock image of a rabbit at a computer. |
| Garten_of_BammBamm.png |  |
An edited image of a Funko Pop of Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones. The text overlaid says "GARTEN OF BAMMBAMM" in the same fonts as the logo of Garten of Banban, without the character letters. |
| WHAT.png |  |
An artwork of Gegagedigedagedago hiding next to a sign saying "HELP ME," in reference to Max Design Pro's usage of the character. The art is in the style of SiIvaGunner All-Star Summer Festival 2021: Legends of the Western Sunset promotional art, with a silhouette of Wood Man holding a revolver in the background. There is a wanted poster nailed to the sign of Gegagedigedagedago, implying Wood Man is currently hunting him, similar to the representatives of all of the events during Legends of the Western Sunset. |
| What_did_Lad_say.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-What did Lad say.mp4 | An unedited reupload of blephin_'s "NAW WHAT DID BRO SAY" video, which is itself an edit of Kai Cenat's infamous "freestyle" stream with Lil RT that stutters and "glitches out" on the last line of the freestyle. |
| white_alaskan_salmon.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-white alaskan salmon.mp4 | A YTP of Hell's Kitchen Season 9, Episode 14. At the end of the video, the text "ZoXmVA7kiwO" appears. It is unknown if this text leads anywhere. Below is a transcript of what is said:
"If you are lucky enough to have a stunning, wild SiIvaGunner ARG hint real no fake 100% fall from the sky, imagine?" |
| venSFVZuwfmCqttgvtj.mp4 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-venSFVZuwfmCqttgvtj.mp4 | An edited version of "I drank 3 redbulls and made this video." by TikTok user @chechenassassin. The video plays normally, except at 0:20 where the image of "The Creature" is replaced with the original Noaka video, and at 0:40 where "Evil Mr. Shakedowns" from the original video is replaced with "Orange Joke-Explainer 7000," a reference to "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024". |
| the_leapfrog_arg.jpg |  |
An image of Professor Quigley on The Plane from ONE. This is a reference to "Made a Word! (ONE) - LeapFrog Word Whammer Fridge Phonics Set", in which Quigley disappears from the Word Whammer. In ONE, contestants disappear when they're sent to The Plane. |
| transmission.mp3 | File:HWCIDP-NOAKA-transmission.mp3 |
A snippet of Aphex Twin's "∆Mᵢ⁻¹ = −∂ ∑ Dᵢ[n] [∑ Fⱼᵢ[n−1] + F extᵢ[n⁻¹]]", or "Equation", a track that reveals an image of the artist's face when run through a spectrogram. Running the audio file through a spectrogram reveals the Troll Face at the corresponding point. |
| teethagummer.png |  |
A drawing of Teeth-Agummer from "SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament Direct 9.21.2019 (Beta Mix)" by Keeby10, as seen in Kfad2 art folder/Misc. Assets, Concept Art & Bonuses. |
| are_you_paying_attention.html | Referencing a section from "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024". If the player executes this file, it restarts the entire website and makes a request to a nonexistent file named "sex". | |
| SIIVAGUNNERTEETHBUTTON.exe | File:SIIVAGUNNERTEETHBUTTON.mp4 | This file opens a window with the text "CLICK ME" typed in large letters. Once clicked, a 12 second loop of edits from "Happy Birthday (Level 1) (OST Version) - Gimmick!" plays in a video, while an unknown audio plays in the background, playing to completion before looping automatically. |
| whitepaper.pdf | A 3 page .pdf file in which is a documentation about "The NOAKA Protocol: A Paradigm Shift in Blockchain Synergy". In which reveals that NOAKA is stands for "Network of Autonomous Kinetic Aggregation". This file was very likely generated using AI, given how quickly the paper was made, and the wording used throughout. | |
Solving
Part 1 - Brainless Clicker
Of the various files found in the NOAKA directory, only the ones which were added during Arc 2 of The Susie ARG are relevant to solving the folder's mini-ARG. In order to solve the NOAKA branch of the ARG, the correct 5-digit code for the safe first needs to be found through the files "kclick.zip" and "noa-key.png".
Obtaining 7.7 Million Brainlesses in Brainless Clicker will result in the text "Your game completion has been rejected" appearing onscreen as audio of "S.L.A.B. Freestyle" starts playing. "S.L.A.B" Freestyle" is then interrupted by Theme of Noaka as the audio then starts looping again.
Notably, comparing the audio of Chip in the game to the original song will reveal that the "This is exclusive right here" lyric from the original song has been cut-off at the "This is exclusive" part. This change hints that a XOR Cipher, which makes use of a exclusive disjunction (XOR) operation, must be used in order to find the 5-digit code for the safe.
Additionally, the "S.L.A.B." lyrics from the original song are changed to "Y.E.A.H.". By taking the letters of the changed lyrics and converting them into numbers based on their position in the English alphabet, the number 25518 can be formed. This number is the first of two which must be used as an input for the XOR cipher in order to find the PIN number to the safe.
Part 2 - Super Mario Maker 2
The second of the two numbers needed for the XOR cipher can be found through the "noa-key" image. The key featured in this image includes the hidden string "M0D-WKP-2RG". This string can be used as a level ID for the Super Mario Maker 2 level "Clear This Course!" by Nernant. Featured within the comments of this level is one by Nernant himself:
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Additionally, viewing the full map of the level will reveal hidden tiles in the castle section of the level that spell out "FpyDFV5wPhB". Putting this string through a Vigenère cipher with "SHAFT" as the key, as hinted by Nernant's comment, results in "NiyYMD5pPcI". This string can be used as a YouTube video ID for the video "Geometry Dash - Shaft (WIP Layout)" by Geoaka Dash.
Part 3 - Geoaka Dash
The aforementioned video features gameplay of a WIP Geometry Dash level where the player character is a cube resembling Noaka. By checking the level's description, the string "Sy_Jr" can be found in the place of the level's creator. Additionally, the level featured in the video uses the rip "Shaft - Hyperflex" as its background music. This, alongside the level's name being "Shaft", hints that the aforementioned rip is important to reaching the next step of the ARG. Feautred in the aforementioned rip's comment section is a comment made by Geoaka Dash:
Combining the creator name of "Sy_Jr" in "Geometry Dash - Shaft (WIP Layout)"'s description and the level ID of "WG6qk0" in Geoaka Dash's comment on "Shaft - Hyperflex" results in the YouTube video ID for the video "intro draft lol 1.4.2025" by FryeFish.
Part 4 - Flappy Noaka
The aforementioned video includes the tags "Go further down the rabbit hole?" and "i-cannot-take-this-anymore". Entering the file path x:NOAKA\i-cannot-take-this-anymore into the HWC Internal Database Portal will lead to a folder which was originally hidden and containined only one file at the time of discovery: "SUMMON.exe". Clicking on this file will reveal the game Flappy Noaka, a copy of Flappy Bird starring Noaka.
Achieving the goal score of 77 within this game will result in the executable file playing the video "solution.mp4", which was later added as a standalone file within the "i-cannot-take-this-anymore" folder. This file contains an end logo for Noaka which references the closing logo for T.A.T. Communications. By looking at the timing of the notes within the jingle, the morse code string "--... --... -.... --... --..." can be formed. Translating the morse code into English results in the number 77677, which is the second of two numbers needed to find the code to unlock the safe.
Part 5 - Opening the Safe
Using the numbers 25518 and 77677 as inputs for a XOR cipher, with both the inputs and output being decimal (base 10), will result in 85187. This is the 5-digit code needed to unlock the safe in "LockN'Key.exe". While the mini-ARG was ongoing, the aforementioned code needed to be entered with the number pad, there needed to be 5 votes in total when the 5 minute timer expired and the correct code needed to be the most common of the codes entered into the safe's number pad.
Rewards
Succesfully opening the safe will cause the executable to start playing What A Stands For [FILE-INT-NOAKA] - Haltmann's Archives, an entry in the Haltmann's Archives series exclusive to the Internal Database Portal and the reward for this "branch" of the ARG.