The Needless - Sploder

"The Needless - Sploder"

Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Sploder ()
Upload date	June 20, 2025
Event	Season Mine Episode 2
Length	2:52
Ripper(s)	ThisGreenDingo, Alzter
Description
Music	The Needless
Composer	vim!
Platform	PC
Please read my channel description.

"The Needless - Sploder" is a high quality rip of "The Needless" from Sploder.

Jokes

This rip heavily references the Scratch creator Alzter's persona Altzer, as well as other Scratch projects. The choice of advertised track references its use in the Scratch project "Fight Altzer!" by Alzter.

The advertised track is mashed up with "Bad and Boujee" by Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert, referencing the Scratch project "bad n broosin" by Emily_sonic_tails_4. In addition, the purple outline around the logo in the thumbnail flashes to the beat. At 0:06, the outline turns red, the logo glitches, and flames slowly appear in the background, as Altzer's laugh plays, followed by audio from "HELLOO!!1!11one" by Alzter. At 0:12, the logo briefly fades out as Altzer fades in. When vocals to "Bad and Boujee" are added, they are interspersed with various sound effects from both Scratch projects and the advertised game. In particular, all obscenities are replaced with various sound effects in reference to Scratch's community guidelines, and are accompanied by glitches in the logo. Altzer voice clips are accompanied by the logo changing to read "Altzer!", while the "meow" sound from Scratch is accompanied by the logo changing to a logoswap of the advertised game's logo in the style of the Scratch logo. In addition, all uses of the n-word are replaced with vocals from "Bad and Boujee" sentence-mixed to say "Scratch" or "Scratcher", accompanied by the logo briefly changing to read "Scratch!". In addition, the advertised track is melodyswapped with "Propane Nightmares" by Pendulum starting at 0:12, referencing "Alzter'z Ultimate Speedrun" by Alzter, and "Dark Altzer Theme" by Mr_University starting at 0:25.

At 1:06, Altzer's Gaster Blaster-like skulls are summoned as the logo glitches more heavily and blast the logo, which disappears Sploder-style. The visual transitions to the Scratch page for "Fight Altzer!". Altzer jumps from the window and lands in the visuals of the rip "Title Theme & Ending - 7 GRAND DAD", where he lands on Grand Dad, killing him Sploder-style. The visual briefly zooms out to reveal the YouTube page for said rip, and Altzer continues through the rip's visuals to kill Loud Nigra, Nozomi Tojo, Smol Nozomi, Tito Dick, Felix the Cat, Green de la Bean, Misha and the Pokémon surrounding him, Donkey Kong, Wario and Waluigi, Haruka Amami, Play-yan, Mr Rental, Homer Simpson, Robbie Rotten, and the Lighthouse, triggering a Sploder level complete screen. During this segment, the line "I'll burn before you bury me" from "Propane Nightmares" plays repeatedly, gradually getting louder, before the line is whispered by FL Studio speech at 1:20.

At 1:23, the visual transitions back to the thumbnail visual as the "Bad and Boujee" mashup returns. At 1:48, the N;cc jumpscare from "One Night With A;er" by Skepou briefly appears. At 2:08, samples of "Yoshi's Story" from Yoshi's Story are briefly added, referencing "good4ursoul {MEME}" by Emily_sonic_tails_4. At 2:12, the line "Go eat a lamp post" from "Every Scratcher 3 asdfgjhsdkal" by Emily_sonic_tails_4 plays. At 2:14, the melody changes to "Perilous Plateaus" from Moomoo's Maple Mishap, a game developed by Alzter. At 2:16, a clip from "Moo-Oats! Remake!" by Alzter plays. At 2:24, a clip from "me and the pee" by mrpatty1234 plays. At 2:27, the line "Float on the track like a Segway" is paired by A;er riding in on his Segway from "bad n broosin", briefly stopping to say "Hello!" with a Scratch 2.0 speech bubble and a clip from "HELLOO!!1!11one". At 2:38, the death sound from "Action Fingers Development Version 1" by Alzter plays. At 2:46, "Heavy Breakfast Machine" by Nobuyukinyuu plays, referencing the track's usage as the theme of Bloplol07's character "OP BLOP". At 2:51, the logo fades out to reveal Altzer, who lunges at the viewer while screaming right as the rip abruptly ends.

Trivia

• The "Title Theme & Ending - 7 GRAND DAD" segment shows the channel using the avatar from the Christmas 2024 event, due to the segment being created during that event.
• At 1:21, a pixel animation of Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House doing The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha is briefly visible in the background between the "GRAND" and "765" buildings, referencing ThisGreenDingo being a fan of the show.
• At 1:22, the text on the Sploder level complete screen reads "I'll burn before you bury me." for a single frame.
• Alzter left a comment: "I don't get it, who is this Altzer guy?" This comment was hearted by SiIvaGunner.