Lyrics said by the Super Smash Bros. Melee Announcer are in bold.
Ready?
Go!
I can't even lie, I Smash better when I'm drankin
Ride Yoshi like a pro, throw the Melee like I'm famous
Bowser feels so good, feels like the player one, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin.
My Kirby be yankin, got this Falco feelin' hypnotized
Close your eyes, hold my thighs, Link, enjoy this ride
I see that Giant Melee, wow! that's the perfect size
And you can continue whenever, ain't gotta fantasize
Look like you tired, I suggest you choose Mewtwo
You gotta keep up, when I make this game do what it do
You think you want it but you don't really want Fox
I ain't come to break targets, I came to get this job done.
I can't even lie, I Smash better when I'm drankin
Ride Yoshi like a pro, throw the Melee like I'm famous
Samus feels so good, feels like the player one, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin.
He fighting Mario and he hollerin' he ready?
We'll grab the coins, you can keep that Red Team
We switchin' lanes, then we Smash in the Melee
Don't need no Roy, so we bypassin' Luigi
Ganondorf said it feel like Captain Falcon ain't on
He said "Ice Climbers" and they feel Donkey Kong
Give me my drank so I can be Jigglypuff
Then you can give Ness whatever you want.
I can't even lie, I Smash better when I'm drankin
Ride Yoshi like a pro, throw the Melee like I'm famous
Pichu feels so good, feels like the player one, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin.
Pikachu strapped for this incredible ride
Look at Young Link, they got a hell of a grind
I started Zelda so relax your mind
Cause once I finish, you gonna be out yo time
I'm throwin' Marth and you throwin' a little Sheik
Dr. Mario thinkin' 'bout gettin' a tattoo of Peach
He Mr. Game & Watch, but I been in his game
Didn't have no teacher, but this Kirby been trained. (Training Mode)
I can't even lie, I Smash better when I'm drankin
Ride Yoshi like a pro, throw the Melee like I'm famous
Bowser feels so good, feels like the player one, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
This Kirby be yankin, I know this Kirby be yankin
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Kirby be yankin.