Lost Life - The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
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| Basic information | |
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| Rip link | YouTube  |
| Playlist | The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants ( ) |
| Upload date | January 29, 2017 |
| Length | 3:04 |
| Ripper(s) | Solid STRGG[1] |
| Description | |
| Music | Lost Life |
| Composer | Mark Van Hecke |
| Platform | NES |
| I order you to read the channel description. | |
"Lost Life - The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants" is a high quality rip of "Lost Life" from The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants.
Jokes
This is an odd, cryptic, mostly ominous video, presented with VHS effects as though it was found on a long-lost tape. Most of the references and jokes in the video are references to Solid STRGG, the ripper of this rip.
At the start, a clip from Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School of Ryota Mitarai having this exchange with The Ultimate Imposter plays:
Mitarai: "--gave me something to live for."
Imposter: "Yeah, I gathered that."
Mitarai: "When I'm done, my suffering... will give other lost souls... their solace."
[Mitarai collapses on the floor.]
Imposter: "Mitarai?"
At 0:16 it cuts to a burst of static, followed by the intro of The Simpsons, but with an odd, cacophonous arrangement replacing the audio. At 0:28, it cuts to a clip from the Duckman episode "Ride the High School", where King Chicken crashes into a robotic Bart Simpson. The image freezes on a frame of his head flying off, then resumes with eerie ambient noise.
At 0:34, it cuts to the losing screen from The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare. After that, "Semena Mertvykh" by Boards of Canada plays, as footage from The Simpsons episode "Bart the General", where Bart daydreams of his own funeral with Principal Skinner giving the eulogy, plays. Here, however, Skinner is dubbed over in a digitally pitched-down voice: "What a time to be alive. Why? Good question." At 0:50, it fades into footage of a fire breaking out at a January 2017 anti-Trump protest, as Skinner continues: "You see, the world has too many people like yourself, and it's being stupefied by people like you, and then all you do is wake up, troll people, and go to sleep." Several relevant Simpsons clips of Bart are shown. "You have no compassion for other people around you in Springfiel--"
At 1:05, it cuts to footage from someone walking around in a park. They grab a sheet of paper taped to a tree. On it is a screenshot of Leslie Jones tweeting "Don not but his shit" in response to Solid STRGG's "buy mgs 2" trolling, Seiko Kimura's head, and, scrawled in red pen, "BUY MGS 2", the URL "picosong.com/rPmY/", and "-Ruruka Andou".
At 1:26, it cuts back to Bart's funeral as Skinner says the following: "Well, it's about time someone put you in your place. All I have to say now is, 'Don not but his shit'." Homer is then dubbed over with voice clips from the video "YTP4LIFE CRYING".
At 1:42, it cuts back to the park footage. The person grabs another sheet off a tree. This one has iLoveMemphis' "Hit the Quan" single cover with Seiko Kimura's head pasted on, with the following text scrawled in red pen:
IF I GET 100 Likes
I will
Ruruka Andou
At 1:57, it cuts to a clip of Seiko Kimura's corpse from Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School.
At 2:07, it then cuts to this image made to depict the "Dead Bart" creepypasta, which is tilted to the left and distorting, along with Seiko Kimura's head flickering in and out, and this Russian text, also distorting:
получиться именно так?
Я просто хотел,
чтобы спасти всех...
Вам нужно
выбрасывать гнилуые
части, или все
зто получит гнилой.
This is a Russian translation of a Seiko Kimura quote from Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School:
Where did I go wrong?
Why did it have to turn out this way?
You need to throw out the rotten parts,
or the whole thing will get rotten.
Incomprehensible distorted, backwards speech is also heard at this point.
Trivia[2]
- The Picosong URL is now defunct due to the platform's shutdown, but it originally led to an mp3 with the filename "last words.mp3" and the title "legacy". The mp3 contained the following monologue from Solid STRGG, which was performed in a hoarse voice as though STRGG was dying, was set to the song "Semena Mertvykh" by Boards of Canada, and referenced STRGG's "buy mgs2" trolling of Leslie Jones and love of the Danganronpa character Seiko Kimura:
[inhale]
You there...
You listen...
I only ask one favor of you...
Please... buy Metal... Gear Solid... 2:... Sons of Liberty... for the PlayStation 2... directed by Hideo Kojima...
Leslie Jones has already taken everything I own...
If you know my daughter, Seiko Kimura, I want you to tell her... "Pass on my legacy... and I love her."
I don't think I can make it much longer...
Please... do it... Do it just for me.
[death rattle]