Biggest Fan (As Performed on American Idol)
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| Basic information | |
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| Video link | YouTube  |
| Playlist | Shovelware from Beyond the Deep! ( ) |
| Upload date | June 24, 2023 |
| Event | Shovelware from Beyond the Deep! |
| Length | 2:00 |
| Contributor(s) | Ariel's Krush |
| Releases | |
| Album(s) | SGFR Presents: Shovelware from Beyond the Deep! ( ) |
| Track(s) | "Biggest Fan (As Performed on American Idol)"  |
| Description | |
| Music | Biggest Fan (As Performed on American Idol) |
| Artist | Ariel's Krush |
| Performed by | OnBP, Expensive Dispenser, Aquacycle, Retro Gaming |
| Original Composers | Snowva, OnBP |
| This song was created for SGFR, a high quality remix project. Please check it out at https://sgfr.highquality.rip/ | |
"Biggest Fan (As Performed on American Idol)" is a high quality remix made for the album SGFR Presents: Shovelware from Beyond the Deep!.
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At the start, the remix plays "Main Theme" from American Idol (GBA) with original lines portraying a contestant and a loved one of theirs before performing for the judges.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob. I'm 23 from Arkansas, and I'm gonna become the next American idol. I'm a fairly new singer, I've only been singing for about two years now, mostly in the shower, you know. Chuckles But I know how to... I'm gonna go wow the judges, and they're gonna all love me.
Other person: Bob is like such a good singer, like oh my god! [???] the competition, yah. Bob [???] go show them what you're made of, you can do it!
At 0:30, it begins playing "Biggest Fan", an original composition by Snowva and OnBP in the style and instruments of American Idol (GBA). At 1:43, the song ends and the judges give negative reactions to the performance.
Judge 1: I'll be honest, that was one of the most embarrassing performances I've ever seen.
Judge 2: My granddad could sing better than you.
Judge 3: You're kidding, right? This doesn't even deserve a full send back.
Lyrics
Hey, I know it's late
You're probably not awake
Wish you'd pick up your phone
Texting ain't that great
I haven't seen you babe
Been working through the night
Can't feel your warm embrace
And Lord, that ain't right
I can't give up here, my love is at stake
And we won't survive the year
Maybe I'm saving face and I just miss you babe
But know this one thing darling...
Hit it boys!
Even through the thick and thin I'll always be your man (be your man)
And when we cross the street, I'll be there to hold your hand (hold your hand)
When life gets down... oh turn that frown upside down 'cause (la-la-la)
I'll get my pom poms and cheer you on, you know I'm your biggest fan (ooooo ohhhhhh I’m your biggest fan)
Trivia
- The Bandcamp page includes the lyrics to "Biggest Fan".