"Virtical Point (Demo) - Yakuza Kiwami" is a high quality rip of the Demo of "Virtical Point" from Yakuza Kiwami.
Jokes
The rip shows bloopers from the Virtical Point - Yakuza Kiwami rip.
Transcript
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[Video opens with Jeremy sitting in a swivel chair next to a Christmas tree and a wooden table.]
JEREMY: Hi. This video is brought to you by the Voice Inside Your Head, and Less 4 More Furniture Store, where all your furniture costs more.
[Jeremy then slaps the tabletop, standing near him.]
[Video cuts to Jeremy still sitting, smiling, then snickering.]
[Video then cuts to Jeremy sneezing while sitting. He then laughs afterwards.]
JEREMY: Sorry, (laughs), I'll go-
[Video cuts to Jeremy still sitting, shaking the table around, which he then laughs afterwards.]
CHAZE: Oh, I-
[Video transitions from Jeremy wearing jeans to Jeremy wearing grey sweatpants, standing near the Bowflex machine parts.]
CHAZE: There you go! There your- ugh.
[Same clip of Jeremy wearing sweatpants, standing near the Bowflex machine parts plays.]
CHAZE: There you are. Ugh.
[Same clip of Jeremy wearing sweatpants, standing near the Bowflex machine parts plays.]
CHAZE: There you go. Okay.
[Same clip of Jeremy wearing sweatpants, standing near the Bowflex machine parts plays.]
CHAZE: There you go! Wearing sweatpants is very important. Always wear swea- UGH!
[Video cuts to show more of the Bowflex machines.]
CHAZE: Now that you're properly dressed, take a look around you at your equipment. I don't remember.
[Chaze and Jeremy then laugh.]
[Same clip that shows more of the Bowflex machines plays.]
CHAZE: Take a look around you at your equipment: the Schwinn Bowflex and the precor Bowflex. Both these machines are very powerful and when used correctly, you can (sigh).
[Video cuts to Jeremy approaching the Schwinn Bowflex.]
CHAZE: To begin, we will be looking at the Schwinn Bowflex, as a, is a very important machine, and it's almost as important-
[Same clip of Jeremy approaching the Schwinn Bowflex plays.]
CHAZE: First let's take a look at the Schwinn Bowflex. The Schwinn Bowflex offers five different exercises that you can use to exercise well.
[Video cuts to Jeremy sitting on the Schwinn Bowflex.]
CHAZE: The brain challenges- ugh, "the brain cha-"
[Same clip of Jeremy sitting on the Schwinn Bowflex plays.]
CHAZE: The brain exercise challenges your mind at the speed of Mandy. This Bowflex machine, ah-
[Same clip of Jeremy sitting on the Schwinn Bowflex plays.]
CHAZE: The brain exercise challenges your mind and okay-
[Same clip of Jeremy sitting on the Schwinn Bowflex plays.]
CHAZE: The brain exercise challenges your brain-
JEREMY: (interrupting Chaze) Sorry, sorry, do it again.
[Video cuts to another angle of the same scene, with Jeremy on the machine. Schwinn Bowflex monitor beeps.]
CHAZE: It's the brain.
JEREMY: (sighs) Sorry I said-
[Video cuts to Jeremy sitting back on the Schwinn Bowflex.
CHAZE: The brain exercise is the only exercise that requires the Schwinn Bowflex to be plugged in. When you're not doing the brain exercise, okay. [Jeremy gets up and walks away from the machine.]
[Video cuts to Jeremy standing next to the Schwinn Bowflex.]
CHAZE: The next exercuh- aw.
[Video cuts to the same scene with Jeremy kneeled down next to Schwinn Bowflex, moving the pedals.]
CHAZE: Be sure to start both sides of the Bowflex for a proper workout. Okay.
[Video cuts to Jeremy standing upright next to the Schwinn Bowflex.]
CHAZE: Next is the racing simulator. This exercise is very intense.
[Video cuts Jeremy sitting backwards on the base of the Schwinn Bowflex with hands placed on the two rods next to the seat and feet placed at the back of the base. Jeremy moves from side to side while imitating a race car engine.]
JEREMY: Sorry, am I supposed to go? (laughs)
[Video cuts to Jeremy standing up, next to the Bowflex machine.]
CHAZE: Next is the pull down exercise, which is a very easy exercise, that literally any can do, and you're stupid if you can't.
JEREMY: (laughs) I don't know if you can schss-
[Video cuts to Jeremy sitting on the Bowflex machine.]
CHAZE: (laughs) Next, you will do the graspy grasp-grasp exercise.
JEREMY: (laughs)
[Video cuts to Jeremy walking to sit on the couch.]
CHAZE: Then what- Schwinn exercises. Alright, okay, I'm gonna say Schwinn Bowflex.
[Video cuts to Jeremy next to the precor Bowflex machine.]
[Video cuts to a different angle.]
CHAZE: To begin, lay down.
[Jeremy begins to lay down in the opposite direction.]
CHAZE: Nope, not that way.
[Jeremy gets up.]
CHAZE: Oh.
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Trivia
- At 0:05, a TinyURL link (http://tinyurl.com/MessForLore, which is the link "Less4More" from the original "Virtical Point" rip with the first letters of both words swapped and the "4" expanded into the word it represents) appears which leads to a video uploaded by Poliwager named "Fly" of Slix and Chaze messing with a fly they found at school.
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