Crank Dat Super Mario

**Crank Dat Super Mario**
Source	Crank Squad
Era	Season 4 Episode 2
First appearance	"Bad Apple!! (Alternative Version) - Touhou 4: Lotus Land Story" (October 9, 2018)
Media
Audio preview	File:Crank Dat Super Mario.wav
Track information
Key	C minor
BPM	150

"Crank Dat Super Mario" is a comedy rap song with Nintendo-themed lyrics, composed and performed by the Crank Squad. It is also a meme on the SiIvaGunner channel.

History

After the success of "Crank That", which name-drops Superman in the lyric 'Superman that ho', several different knockoff songs emerged that changed this pop culture reference to another character, usually in a comedic manner. The song "Crank Dat Super Mario" falls into this category of parodies, the song's chorus being 'Super Mario that ho'. It is somewhat unique among the knockoffs however as, apart from that lyric, it is actually based on the D4L songs "Tattoo" and "Laffy Taffy".

As an unlicensed parody song, "Crank Dat Super Mario" was never formally released. The earliest surviving video to feature this song was uploaded to YouTube by user Kama Harris on July 10, 2007. The song is credited to "Crank Squad", a group credited for other "Crank That" parodies. The actual existence of this group is unconfirmed, as there is no information about it online.

Rips

Similarly to the original "Crank That", "Crank Dat Super Mario" can easily be recreated and remixed due to its use of generic and easily obtainable synths, as most rips featuring the meme use its melody or instruments. The first rip to feature "Crank Dat Super Mario" was "Bad Apple!! (Alternative Version) - Touhou 4: Lotus Land Story", which was published on October 9, 2018 as part of the Unregistered HyperCam 2 Takeover. In 2020, the song was very heavily used on MAR10 Day, being utilized in 27 rips from that event, and since then, it became a very frequent meme on the channel. Prior to that event, it had at least 8 appearances.

Lyrics

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[Intro]
I'm laughin' atcha mama
Just in case you can't see (Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
Now hit the Yoshi on em, hit the Yoshi on em
Hit the Yoshi on em (Yoshi), hit the Yoshi on em (Yoshi)
Now Super Mario that hoe (Mario), Super Mario that hoe (Mario)
Super Mario that hoe (Mario), Super Mario that hoe (Mario)

[Chorus:]
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)

[Verse 1:]
I see em rollin', ridin', they vibing to the song
Them boys start acting up, hit the Donkey Kong
They roll so hard, it's scuffin' up your tennises
Run game to ya dame like Sega Genesis (Oh!)
Bring it up, to the sky, then bend low (Woo!)
Don't play with it like Nintendo (Yeah)
If a nigga really wanna get it, I can show it to you, here I go (Oh!)
Don't think about it, hit the Super Mario

[Chorus:]
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)

[Verse 2:]
Now do the Heisman if you stank
In the club I throw them bowls
I do the Yoshi on them niggas
Super Mario that hoe
(Ahhhhhhhhhh!) See me hit G5
Runnin' on my tippy toe (Tippy toes!) (Yup!)
I'm in the club hitting the Yoshi (Yup!)
With about 15 hoes (Oh! Oh!)
I'm King Kong on the beat
Like King Kong in the trunk
(Ahhhhhh!) There is somethin' in the club
Nigga say that just the phone (Nigga!)
Gonna bounce on the toes
(Nigga!) Gonna hit the Yoshi home
(Nigga!) (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Now when you done with all of dat
(Then Super Mario that hoe!) Hit the Super Mario

[Chorus:]
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)

[Bridge:]
Time for ya niggas, let them know who the best is (Oh!)
(Uhhhhhhh!) I handle every block, sorta like Tetris
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Me and my dawgs fly around like insects
Me and Luigi tryna get at the princess (Oh! Oh!)
Best to know, nigga, I'm the worldwide bomber
(Uhhhhhhh!) I shoot you up, red and blue, like Contra (Oh!)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Ima do this shit, fuck all my fans! (Oh!)
Who can't do the Super Mario without the cartridge?

[Chorus:]
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Oh!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
I hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)
Hit the Yoshi on em (Oh!), and Super Mario that hoe (Marioooooooo!)
Super Mario that hoe (Oh!), Super Mario that hoe (Mariooooo!)

[Hook:]
Mario (Oh! Oh! Oh!) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Now Super Mario (Oh! Oh! Oh!) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Now Super Mario (Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Now Super Mario (Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Mario (Now do the, now do the, now do the, now do the) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Now Super Mario (Now do the, now do the, now do the, now do the) (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
Now do the, now do the, now do the, now do the
Mario (And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario)
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!) And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario
And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario
(Super Mario! Yoshi!) And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario
And do the Yoshi on them niggas, Super Mario

External links

Rips featuring Crank Dat Super Mario - YouTube playlist by Aidan Zamboni.